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Rating Date of visit 4 Jun 2007
CHECKED THIS PLACE OUT ON WEBSITE,,EXCELLENT FACC, FREINDLY STAFF, WHAT LET IT DOWN WAS GUYS FOLLOWING U AROUND ALL THE TIME AND NOT EVEN SAYING A WORD!! FFS, IF I WANTED SOMETHING I NORMALLY ASK,BUT AS IM STRAIGHT I DIDNT BOTHER.WELL WORTH THE 16 SOVS 2 GET IN, NEXT TIME ID BRING ME GF 4 COMPANY AND SHE LIKES WOMEN SO IF NE FEMALES WANT TO JOIN US EMAIL
Rating Date of visit 7 Nov 2006
I have visited about 8 times over three years. After the first time, I realised that meeting someone was near impossible. One got the feeling it was like some sort of Gentlemans Club [see last review], in that it was all regulars who knew [and f***** each other?]. Anyway, after first visit, I only want to enjoy the blissful facilities finishing with a nice wank in the private room. I found it so 'sad' / funny the way so many grown men wandered around in silence, not even making eye contact, a real pathetic of dance. And yes, I [in my 40's] found the same experience, people leaving as soon as I entered a steam room or sauna, and constantly looking into the room and not entering if they saw you there. The message is - don't go expecting to meet anyone. Just go to chill out and enjoy - any meet is a bonus. Oh yeah, two months ago I brought a ladyfriend with me. Before I even reached the bottom of the stairs, a guy started talking about threesomes, and he and and another guy followed us all around the place. Was a crazy experience!!!!
Rating Date of visit 1 Nov 2006
Made a looked forward to visit today, and wish I hadn't bothered. Facilities are excellent, and very clean - But, strange staff who showed irritation that as a newcomer I did not know that keys were to be returned on leaving to a different place from after changing. Another hovered in front of me waiting for my towel. Younger generation [i.e. 40s to 50s happy to swap their wet towel for your dry one, and rather ageist in that they are reluctant to be in the same facility, and leave if you enter, or turn away if you are already there. Older guys sociable, but it is something of a gentlemen's club atmosphere. After an hour of boredom I left, and in response to the enquiry from staff 'Had I had fun?',the answer was 'Dream on!'
Rating Date of visit 26 Oct 2006
Well what the hell?! You know I been living in Brighton for a few years now and I must say I love it very much, not to mention that it is very comparable to Berlin and its thriving gay community. [and No im not German] What really bothers me is that the gay community have soooo many places to go to in Brighton where they can hunt down their men, but they feel the need to gayify every damn place here and call it their own. Who ever said that Bristol Gardens was a gay pick up joint?! Don't you guys read the website?! It makes me sick that you little bitches ruin everything with your little perverted ways and animalistic behaviour. I mean don't you have enough gay hangouts to got to?! You've got saunas, a whole beach, bushes, clubs, pubs etc etc and you still come wagging your shit covered cocks around here! Do you think everyone wants to see you guys sucking eachother off like fucking hoovers?! What about how it makes women feel?! Im all for the gay community but the people ive seen here are fucking perverts. Little do you guys seem to know how many guys with HIV are running around Brighton. My nurse friend [yes one of the nurses that were mentioned here] works in the gay clinic [sussex hospital] here in Brighton [who happened to go with me there] and she could literally point out three guys she knows who have AIDS..and that in one visit. I hope the two guys who sucked him off downstairs feel really worried now. Yea you guys keep shoving your little penis´s around. What comes around goes around. Fuck you and have a nice day :-]
Rating Date of visit 21 Jul 2006
Lovely patient staff. However the guys were a let down. Perhaps they actually expect to find lots of single females there, I am Bi and would not take my girlfriend here and not many single females would go here alone. The male clientele are only good if you are into necrophillia. One guy was sucking me like his life depended on it then suddenly exclaimed, "I am sorry I need a woman!" Another kept playing with his dick so I tried stroking it, but he in no way reciprocated so I got bored and left him to whatever it was going on in his head. There is a sundeck which is nice if you want to sunbathe nude and can't elsewhere. The saunas, steamrooms, pools are of good standard. The place is for mixed couples only on the weekend, no single males. Alan
Rating Date of visit 21 Jul 2006 I know straight men use the spa and some girls and good luck to them. I was just complaining how some guys are obviously interested in gay sex but seem to lazy to do it right. Some guys were noncommittal until I was getting dressed, I was over it by then. Places like these used to be friendly, sexy places for people of whatever sexuality. AIDS means there is more caution, and rightly but does not mean misery. I would prefer to go to a gay sauna, largely tried this place because it is easier to park in Kemp-Town. Alan
sarah jane Rating Date of visit 26 Jun 2006 Not been here yet but want to. Been to B & B but not many people ever there, pity. I am M60 and bi. I would love to chat not just stare at each other. I don't really want to meet anyone too young, over 45 and preferably over 55 is great. I love wearing frilly undies and can get very aroused with the right person. if you are interested in meeting then let me know a date and I will try to get down. Let's chat anyway sarah-jane2000@hotmail.co.uk or text me on 07810 676023 June 28th 2006
Terry S Rating Date of visit 18 Jun 2006
I am a 42 year old guy, I will be visiting BGHS on Tuesday 4th July. Looking to be fucked & fuck, up stairs. I am clean shaven, 6" uncut. Let me know.
Terry S Rating Date of visit 18 Jun 2006
Sorry, will be there about 2.30-3pm
Jonny Rating Date of visit 10 May 2006
I Plan to go on weds evening. Any singles or couples who want to arrange to meet me there then please get in touch, jonnygor@funkybus.co.uk
annoymous Rating Date of visit 4 May 2006
I have been here once before it was ok. I might go again during the week of the 15th of May. I would like to hit it off with any girls in there. Last time I went there were 90% all male. I wish more girls/ladys came there
Tom Rating Date of visit 28 Apr 2006
Fancy meeting in one of the private rooms jake? I'm 37, tall fit with a ten inch thick cock....
Jake Rating Date of visit 23 Apr 2006
Goin tomorrow - 23rd - at 6 ish - anyone keen? horny 35 years, big cock?
Mark Rating Date of visit 20 Apr 2006
Anyone fancy blowing a fit 35 year old Bi guy tonight??
Jake Rating Date of visit 15 Apr 2006
Went last week - had a great session with a really horny guy - havnt licked ass or sucked cock for a while - boy i spunked sooo much! going tomorrow - monday - 6ish. anyone know what its like around that time? ] anyone wanna meet? good looking, fit, 35 yeao old?
James Burton Rating Date of visit 8 Apr 2006
To all my fans and enemies, I'm retiring from posting any more comments. I've sobered up and its time to move on. Hope I've haven't upset too many people on this site and the others, but if I have, who cares, its just a bit of fun, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dave Rating Date of visit 5 Apr 2006
Could someone tell me where this new mirror room is please? I have been to BGHS quite a few times but not for a month or so. Is it a new room entirely? Or one of the rest rooms converted? Any info would be welcome - it might tempt me to dash back there this weekend. :-]
Norry Rating Date of visit 28 Mar 2006
To Sid, use a cuecumber
Sid Rating Date of visit 27 Mar 2006
can anyone give some advice about having my bottom penetrated?
Karl Grey Rating Date of visit 23 Mar 2006
I love this place, and the new mirror fun room is great.....I spent most of my time in there wanking in the middle and enjoying playing with others as they drifted in and out. Marvellous moment when a couple went in there to lay down, The room got packed out with guys wanking , and all the reflections made it very intense and horny. Shame the couple didnt play, as they went of to a locked room alone. Would have loved to have had sex with you both in that mirror room! [ I was the guy who mentioned the fun room to you , should you read this!] Always have a great time here, but do be careful to keep the sexual stuff in the rest rooms, as surprisingly some people take offence in the spa
Big Dave Rating Date of visit 21 Mar 2006
Last time I visited this club, two men let me fuck their girlfriends. I'm not interested in none of you bum boys....any more women out there?
Puzzled Rating Date of visit 19 Mar 2006
I'm want to meet three woman for sex tomorrow between 6-9pm, I have a twelve inch cock and I go for hours >> Big Dave posts the above lines . . . but why on a gay website / message board?
Big Dave Rating Date of visit 16 Mar 2006
I'm want to meet three woman for sex tomorrow between 6-9pm, I have a twelve inch cock and I go for hours
Paul Rating Date of visit 10 Mar 2006
Hi, 49 y/o slim.nice body, very fit shaved sub bi -guy I would love to meet Friday 12-3pm older,dom, maybe curious gent, who would love to give me a sexy massage with baby oil...I will be there Fri early pm...Paul
mike Rating Date of visit 8 Mar 2006
Had a relaxing time on 22nd Feb, but, in common with lots of other comments here, it's really difficult as no-one seems to acknowledge anyone. I was interested overhearing the couple chatting to the young asian guy about the demise of Hamshaws - feel exactly the same. Hope to visit again on the 22nd March, and hopefully to tie up with someone in the rest rooms! There was a gorgeous asian guy with leather bracelets beside me in the sun lounge for a while - wish we'd had the nerve to reach out and touch each other! mike_salac@hotmail.com
Terry S Rating Date of visit 6 Mar 2006
Visiting Tues 7th march, looking for fit guy to play in the rest rooms with. I have a fully shaved cock n balls, very smooth. How will I know you?
Steve Rating Date of visit 5 Mar 2006
Planning on a quiet Monday evening visit if anyone wishes to join for fun? C u in the jacuzzi at 5!
nick Rating Date of visit 2 Mar 2006
The refurb is nearly finished and this must be the cleanest, smartest m2m sauna in town. They now have a mirror fun room - YES!! I went in at noon and in half an hour was in a 3-way wank. Later I moved up to one of the group rest rooms and a fit guy spent the rest of my visit sucking my cock and massaging my balls while I worked on my own nipples - he seemed well pleased when I shot. Got to be good for a long lunch break!
Jonny Rating Date of visit 1 Mar 2006
Good night tonight, really clean place. Some females but mostly men. I think I will go again tomorrow evening, anyone gonna be there between 7 and 9.30 tomorrow, get in touch, jonnygor@funkybus.co.uk or txt 07783-707527
Kev & J Rating Date of visit 24 Feb 2006
Kev & I are visiting tomorrow, Friday 24th, we would like to meet a couple of single female. See you in the jacuzzi at 9.00pm
John Rating Date of visit 24 Feb 2006
Returned with a bit more confidence today, sat in the sauna and I was really turned on. There were two couples in there and one single guy. I got a full erection [10.5 inchs], nobody said anything so I started to wank in front of them. The two couple's got really angry and walked out after abusing me. The other guy punched me in the face and called me a dirty pervert. You were wrong martin.
Horny guy Rating Date of visit 19 Feb 2006
Been there the first time...was a bit late in the afternoon. Being an Asian guy I had all the eyes on me:] Would go there again on 25th or 26th Feb afternoon....would love to hook up with a couple. Anyone interested pls email me at avalonlad@hotmail.co.uk
pete Rating Date of visit 17 Feb 2006
Visited for the first time yesterday pm [16 feb 2006] and was very impressed with all the facilities, friendly intelligent staff, generally OK people but was mainly males of various ages, some looking a bit furtive, but most OK. Got talking to a very nice couple in the smoking area as well. Most couples did not seem to want to meet single guys, no problem for me there, just went with the intention of a relaxing time and if I clicked with anyone, well, that would have been a bonus. Perhaps the few couples I saw were just wary of attracting predatory guys. I was well up for playing around, not bothered it didn't happen, settled for a nice wank in a rest room while listening to the couple next door having a nice [and loud] time!!!. I would def reccomend this place for a relaxing few hours, if you go there with the sole intention of getting a shag though you may be dissapointed, unless you go in the evenings which I have heard is " a lot more lively" good luck!
pete Rating Date of visit 17 Feb 2006
Re previous review, if anyone would like to contact me with a view to meeting up there for a chat or to play, my number is 07790 786 927 or email sparkypete1967@hotmail.com Thanks.
Mike Rating Date of visit 17 Feb 2006
I put this on the Oasis site by mistake!!! Hi - I love the Gardens - have always found it relaxing, but have only had a couple of good experiences. I'm going on Wednesday afternoon [22nd] if anyone wants to meet. I'm slim, black hair, shaved cock and very sensuous for the right person! I have written about the sauna experiences I've had if you're interested! Hope to see some action on Wednesday! Mail me on mike_salac@hotmail.com if you want to read some of my accounts - they're also on Nifty
Mike Rating Date of visit 17 Feb 2006
Further to my last mail - Martin and Pete, if you go next Wednesday [22nd] around 2-4 I'll be there. I have black hair, slim, smooth cock and a moustache. Please smile and approach, touch my leg in the jacuzzi, whatever. The only problem with BG's is that there are straight people as well so that first approach always seems more difficult than with, say, someone in The Oasis. Look forward to hearing from you [and anyone else] - the thought of a few of us getting together in the jacuzzi, lying in one of the steam rooms, then wandering up to the rest rooms has really got me going this sunny afternoon!!
john Rating Date of visit 16 Feb 2006
Hi, Could anyone advise please on the best time to visit as a single male wishing to meet up with couples for 3 somes?. I am a straight respectful guy, age 38 and slim, go mainly for the spa but would be nice to meet up with new friends and play as well! Have heard friday eves are a good time.....
john Rating Date of visit 15 Feb 2006
The last year or so I've been getting really turned on every time I see a naked man. So I decided to go to this sauna to have my first experience with another guy. I wanted to have sex with one or two of the men I saw, but didn't know what to say or do. I went up stairs and saw men laying in the booths playing with themselves with the door half open, is this an invite to come in and close the door or do they just want to be watched or are they just relaxing. I was so nervous but so turned on. Also I kept wanting to get an erection in the sauna and jacuzzi-is this allowed? Advice from anyone please?...I'm thirty seven, tall, muscular and very well hung.
Martin Rating Date of visit 15 Feb 2006
Hi John
Well I have been there about 6 or 7 times over the years, never met anyone. Yes, it is usual for men to lie in the booths and wank, usualy with the doors open. But even I have never known what this indicates, whether it is an invite. Or are they just enjoying being exhibitionists.
What gets me every time, is the almost total SILENCE. Most wandering around not even exchanging glances. I noticed the same depressing air in the gay saunas I have visited [again, never meeting].
From what I have read elsewhere, apparently the Jacuzzi is the meeting place? Feet might 'accidently' brush against your feet when the jacuzzi is going. If you don't move them away, they do that several more times, getting more daring, stroking away. Supposedly the opening salvo to break the ice and take it upstairs.
As for getting erections in the jacuzzi or sauna, I don't think anyone would mind in the slightest, this just happens, and is natural. It is sexual activity between people which the owners of the place discourage - unless it is behind the closed doors of the restrooms.
best, Martin . . . who is still looking :-] m_m_chat@yahoo.co.uk
James Buton Rating Date of visit 10 Feb 2006
They've left me, the sluts have run off together. Jane and Kate [my wife] have packed their bags and left, I'm gutted, AND they've taken my five hundred gram pot of marmite with them-the bastards. I use't to love spreading that on Janes ripe crisp moist VW bonnet in the morning and licking it off for breakfast. Kate was getting pissed off with the amount of time I spent with me head down Janes panties, but then, so was she. I saw more of my wife down Janes kacks than in all of the time I've been married. I'm so sad, I love you Jane...fuck the fat-cunt Kate. I'm sick of dressing up as a choir boy, shouting 'spank me mummy, spank me' just for her sexual needs, and her minge stinks. I had to jet-wash her undercarriage before I muffed her out, it always gave me bad breath....I know, I'm going to sprint down to the off licence and buy a bottle of wine and drink it all to meself. Then I'm gonna shave me ball bag [makes my cock look bigger] and have a dance to me bay-city rollers L.P. Then here I come boys, I'm gonna skip down to the sauna, so get ready all you fat bold gay guys who are desperate for a bit of botty, X
James Burton Rating Date of visit 10 Feb 2006
They've left me, the sluts have run off together. Jane and Kate [my wife] have packed their bags and left, I'm gutted, AND they've taken my five hundred gram pot of marmite with them-the bastards. I use't to love spreading that on Janes ripe crisp moist VW bonnet in the morning and licking it off for breakfast. Kate was getting pissed off with the amount of time I spent with me head down Janes panties, but then, so was she. I saw more of my wife down Janes kacks than in all of the time I've been married. I'm so sad, I love you Jane...fuck the fat-cunt Kate. I'm sick of dressing up as a choir boy, shouting 'spank me mummy, spank me' just for her sexual needs, and her minge stinks. I had to jet-wash her undercarriage before I muffed her out, it always gave me bad breath....I know, I'm going to sprint down to the off licence and buy a bottle of wine and drink it all to meself. Then I'm gonna shave me ball bag [makes my cock look bigger] and have a dance to me bay-city rollers L.P. Then here I come boys, I'm gonna skip down to the sauna, so get ready all you fat bold gay guys who are desperate for a bit of botty, X
Martin Rating Date of visit 8 Feb 2006
I suspected that Jane did not exist a while ago - and the Feb 5th confirms it. Written as luridly and wackily as the postings by the wonderful James Burton - and even mentioning him too!!! James, thanks for a wonderful post as Jane. Everytime I read it I laugh out loud. You licking her clit and the wife at her arse - and still managing to video it all too. The mental picture is so funny.
This is meant to be a review page, but really we NEED a message board or personal ads area to advertise for someone to go with to Bristol Gardens, so as not waste the admission fee 'taking a chance' or maybe finding someone. I will try and think of something, since I do websites etc. Maybe form some sort of online group and advertise it. Make a professional looking card and put a copy on the notice board in the changing room. Maybe even ask BG to link to it from their website. It would increase their business.
On another note, I was very fortunate to go to my first couples night a month ago. What an truly amazing evening! The place was packed, at least 15 couples, maybe up to 20. All the pools in use downstairs, loads of men and women walking around nude, chatting to each other, like a party, friendly atmosphere. Up in the private rooms it was busy, I even saw sex going on in the 8 bed room, the first time I have witnessed someone else having sex. And in the lounge, women were changing their towels and standing nude for a couple of minutes before putting a dry one around them. And most of the women just put the towels around their waist casually showing their breasts while they ate or drank. Looks like Saturday night is a regular event for a lot of people. Most were chatting like old friends. Even while swimming in the pool, people were talking to me, a world away from the usual silence. T'was truly a special night. Sadly my friend is ill now so can't arrange a return visit :-[
James Burton Rating Date of visit 8 Feb 2006
Imagination? I didn't imagine Jane and Kate [my wife] fucking each other last night with a strap-on and me getting me tongue around any available hole. Jane has moved in with us now, haven't got any sleep for days. Me tongue is glued to Jane's pussy. Give us your e-mail address and I'll send ya some pics of me and my wife licking Jane's crisp bold pussy...don't think your see me in the sauna for a while.
Mike Rating Date of visit 7 Feb 2006
Perhaps Jane is part of somebody's imagination, I have never seen any fit 19 year olds in there, and yes very strange for a straight girl to be on this site.
Mark Rating Date of visit 7 Feb 2006
OK guy's you are correct, Monday's are pretty dead. I thought I might try Thursday after work, what is it like then??
Jane Rating Date of visit 5 Feb 2006
Popped in because I felt so horny, it wasn't long before I met a guy called James Burton, he was so wild. He took me up stairs and gave me a good seeing to. Then we went back to his house and I had sex with him and his wife, they were so dirty with me, James licked my pussy and his wife licked my anal-I couldn't stop coming. Ended up staying and having sex all night. James filmed everything.
Martin Rating Date of visit 5 Feb 2006
I worry about Jane's escapade yesterday. Very risky otherwise! Hoping she insisted on condoms all round - gee, use a 'pack of three' in one session, that's style :]
I get the impression from this site that during the day Bristol Gardens is all predominantly gay, or bi curious. Well, it is in the middle of Kemptown and much more luxurious than it's nearest rival, the Oasis Sauna'.
The thing that niggled me the last few weeks was . . . emmm . . . why a heterosexual lady is asking on a gay website for men to satisfy her. Such thoughts strike me as I lie alone in the dark pleasuring myself. :]
Mark Rating Date of visit 4 Feb 2006
Martin, you are dead right, most guy's do move around without saying a word although I have had some fun on Monday's. Anybody fancy meeting up this week, fancy having fun with guy's or girl's and if Jane still wants that wet pussy fixing I'm sure I could help!!
jane Rating Date of visit 3 Feb 2006
Hi Guys, went this afternoon with my girlfriend. We both layed in the sauna with our legs wide open and our shaven pussy's were cleary moist. Got talking to three older men, it wasn't long before we went up stairs, found a booth and all three of them fucked me. The first guy [mention no names] only lasted two minutes, the second fucked me so hard, but came too soon and the third guy fucked me for about five mins. I didn't even come. I need a real man to FUCK me for at least half an hour?
Tim Rating Date of visit 1 Feb 2006
I'll be there tomorrow, lunchtime if anyone needs seeing to, m or f?
Martin Rating Date of visit 29 Jan 2006
Hiya Mark
Tell us more about the Monday afternoons there - any time I have been there it just seems to be the same, men wandering around silently, barely catching each other's eye, seems a rather sad affair. If I walk into a steamroom, the person leaves a few seconds later, lie on the sun lounger top floor and the person or persons leave.
T'is a wonderful luxurious, paradise like place, but can also make one feel sad, lonely and possibly paranoid too - if meeting someone is important to one that is.
Lie alone in the private rooms and hear the creaks as lone men silently wander back and forward etc. First time I went [years ago] I was very lonely and craved contact with someone, went home feeling very miserable when nothing happened . . . Those were the days when I had just moved from Belfast and was very screwed up emotionally - I am a different person now thank God
Nowadays I am philosophical. I just relax, unwind and enjoy the sheer bliss of the place and hey, if it happens, it happens.
Mark Rating Date of visit 28 Jan 2006
Jane, love to help in your hour of need!! Won't be there this Monday but the following should be fun, a few more people going to be there. Let us know if you can make it.
James Burton Rating Date of visit 27 Jan 2006
Hi Jane, I'm a dirty old man who would love to meet and lick that wet bold pussy you own. Fuck Jules, his cock stinks and its so small. I can meet you there this weekend?
Jane Rating Date of visit 27 Jan 2006
That sounds great, I'll meet you there this weekend. My spunky friend is going to come along as well, can you manage both of us? What time shall we meet?
jules Rating Date of visit 27 Jan 2006
Hi Guys, smelly cock here. Sorry jane, my cock does smell and its only three inches. I'd love to watch?
Jane Rating Date of visit 27 Jan 2006
fuck-off jules you dirty pervert
jane Rating Date of visit 26 Jan 2006
I'm nineteen, good looking with a shaven pussy. Would love to have sex with two older men, everytime I visit nobody approachs me. What am I doing wrong?
jules Rating Date of visit 26 Jan 2006
Jane, perhaps you should try going on a saturday or sunday after 6pm.I know this a time for couples only but I would be glad to escort you and then at least you would only have one older man to look for!! If interested let me know.
Jane Rating Date of visit 26 Jan 2006
That sounds great, I went today and laid naked in the sauna with my legs wide open and my pussy was so wet. Three older men where pretending not to look at my shaven cunt, I wanted them so much inside me, but nobody said anything. Have you got a large cock Jules?
James Burton Rating Date of visit 20 Jan 2006
ere martin, do ya fancy meeting up and having a bit of a wrestle with me 'great big hairy'?...we could wank each other off over my book on military vehicles, x
Mike Rating Date of visit 15 Jan 2006
Very clean and relaxing place.
Martin Rating Date of visit 13 Jan 2006
Many thanks James for another enthralling review of life in the saunas :-] Most reporters would 'make their excuses and leave' but our intrepid James gets stuck in and tells it like it is!!! :-]
Mark Rating Date of visit 13 Jan 2006
Great place, staff are all very nice and make you feel welcome. I have been on a couple of Monday afternoons and no suprise it is quiet. Bit of shame to not see any ladies and too many tubby blokes. I am 36 and quite fit and would love to talk to similar guys and girls so lets make Monday's a good day!!
James Burton Rating Date of visit 10 Jan 2006
Fuckin hell, my dirty little arse got smashed to fuckin pieces, only popped in for a bit of a wank and ended getting me baggy anal pounded by...well I lost count. Started in the sauna-a really ugly guy was giving me the eye, then I noticed the size of his cock, it was fuckin massive. I've never seen such a monster tool, I thought I had a bit of a lump, but this guy was huge. I leapt on my knees and started to suck his beast like it was giving me oxygen, then some midget grabbed by behind and started to fuck me hard...he only had a small penis, but I didn't mind cos I had the best cock of me life in me gobb. Then the midget, who I strangely kept calling daddy spunked in me and then without warning started to work his foot deep into me. Stumpy hadn't cut his toenails and it really hurt my inner wall. By this time the guy I was blowing had an enormous erection, biggest I've have ever seen [since sunday school anyway], I turned and went to clump stumpy around the head with the elephant man's cock, missed him and smacked meself in the face knocking meself out. Came round hours later and judging by the amount of spunk gushing from me crack I must of got seen to by I reckon at least ninety men and one midget. All this dirtyness I'm getting up to in these places is starting to take its toll on me arse....gonna have to buy meself a butt plug the size of a medicine ball. X
Zlowy Rating Date of visit 4 Jan 2006
Have visited this sauna a few times and love the relaxing atmosphere. I am married 49 y/o guy slim,v fit and WLTM a cute, maybe curious slim guy, 18-25 who would like to visit with me one afternoon. I would love to give you sexy massage with baby oil.Txt me if interested 07979667983.thankyou
Rating Date of visit 30 Dec 2005
Even the one male "staff" is available! It can be great...very boring are the guys who wander around after the occassional woman THEN want to suck you when no one is looking. The girls jangle their keys when coming! BUT "safe" sex is discouraged! No condoms...even the women take it without a condom!!!
Anonymous Rating Date of visit 28 Dec 2005
cool place
Graham Rating Date of visit 12 Dec 2005
Being a bi-curious sort of guy I went down to see what the place is like. Check out Martins review for a descriptions but it is acurate. one thing to be aware of is that the single bed rest rooms with bolts on doors are next to each other for a reason. The doors can be locked and then you can scoot under the bed into the next room so appearing to have been on your own when you come out. There were no women which for me was a shame as I would like to try a guy when a woman is with us to join in. There were a number of men around, one of which seemd to follow me everywhere. Anyway I did enjoy the facilities of the steam room and sauna but need to just pluck up the courage to go further and suck a cock or two. Would go again.
Martin Rating Date of visit 28 Nov 2005
First, can I say I am a big fan of James Burton, who posts reviews ot the various saunas on this site. He has a real funny sense of humour :-]
Okay, went back for anoher relaxing visit on Monday. Price is now £15 instead of £13, but the place is still up to the high standard.
Again, mostly men, though there was one couple. I am always struck by the almost total silence when one goes to these saunas, whether here or the all gay ones. Men wander around in silence, robed or unrobed, barely catching each other's eye.
Upstairs on the rest room level, there were the usual men lying alone in the rest rooms, door open, and obviously stroking themselves, some closing the door to have a private session - ok, ok, me being guilty of that too!
I nearly managed to coax a guy on the internet to come along with me this week, he had never been there, and envisioned a private room for two. So this got me exploring the rest rooms to see if that was possible.
On exploring, there are 7 private rooms. 5 are single rooms, with a small bed which is barely wide enough for one person [so not really big enough for two. These rooms have bolts on the door, so can give total privacy
[And you need that I think - there is a CONSTANT stream of men walking back and forward past the rooms, even on a quiet Monday afternoon.]
Then there is a 4 bed room [with NO bolt on the door, so cannot be locked. And an 8 bed room with no door at all. So I am at a total loss as to where you can some adult fun in comfort and privacy.p>
The notices around the Health Spa make it clear that they know adult activity goes on, but that 'what goes on bedind closed doors does not concern us' - but I just wonder has anyone actually found squeezing into a tiny single room fun?
Lars Rating Date of visit 10 Nov 2005
Full of fat old birds.
Martin Rating Date of visit 8 Nov 2005
Hi no name If you decide to go again, and want someone genuine, friendly and ***clean*** to go with, for totally unhurried fun with absolutely no obligation whatsoever, please consider me, because I am still looking :] m_m_chat@hotmail.com
get real Rating Date of visit 8 Nov 2005
Steve, and then you woke up.
no name Rating Date of visit 3 Nov 2005
it was my first time in here it was ok. Lots of men though. They were wanking downstairs and upstairs in the restrooms. I did see some people enjoying it and i did not join in but watched from a distance while stroking my average size cock. Might go again but not sure
Steve Rating Date of visit 2 Nov 2005
What an excellent club, I was so surprised how many women there were there up for a good fucking. One of the women I work with has been flirting with me for weeks and in the end she asked me to fuck her. I had no where to take her cos I'm married and so is she, so she suggested this sauna club cos there's private rooms. We went along, had a shower together and then I fucked her in the cabins upstairs. Then we came down and went for a sauna, there were two older ladies in there naked. One of them started chatting to me and, well, cut a long story short I ended up fucking her whilst licking the bird from work right out. The other woman was a bit rough and I didn't fancy her but I let her lick my anal which was nice. Then the girl I was with had to go, so I stayed. Within ten minutes of her leaving I was fucking this german bird, then half an later I was fucking this black bird and so on. I was in there for five hours and ended up having sex with nine women and I didn't even pay to get in. But then again I am six foot one, extremely good looking and have an eleven inck cock and women do drip of me. Downside to the place was it was full of dirty fat men wanking each other off and all that.
Lee Rating Date of visit 25 Oct 2005
fucking hell, what a club. my arse got fucking hammered-infact, smashed to fucking pieces. never had so much cock in two hours in all my life.
MARK Rating Date of visit 19 Oct 2005
Went back again yesterday. My balls are aching! This place is fantastic. The downstairs area is so relaxing and being able to walk around naked with a huge boner is the best feeling in the world! Lots of group action where around six men [one gorgeous] wanked over a woman's face.
martin Rating Date of visit 6 Oct 2005
what a great day was lucky enough to go upstairs to the orgy room where a bit on the large side girl with a bald pink pussy who is a regular was lying and allowed me to join in with 5 others strokinh her and being allowed to masterbate over her some also lucky to go the full hogg i will be visiting again thanks g for the pleasure only down side is she was full of stretch marks
John Rating Date of visit 9 Sep 2005
Have visited before and again found it most friendly and pleasent. Mainly middle aged to older males, bi and straight. Some females but mostly with partners, although some were up for swopping around. Great fun upstairs in the 'rest'!!?? rooms . Was able to have a couple of great fucks, one on one and six, I think, on another. Will certainly return for more.
Martin Rating Date of visit 25 Aug 2005
Couldn't resist going back for another visit as I enjoyed it so much the last time.
For those who don't know Bristol Gardens, it is a four story place. You enter at the second floor [ground level] and are greeted with the changing room, TV room and big room with sofas where you can relax, chat, read the paper or order food and drink. All the rooms on this level have soft carpet and you get the feeling of being in some luxury suite. All the staff are young, mostly foreign women, very friendly and chatty, so they can't fail to put you at ease. When you are paying admission they ask you for a first name and second intitial [can be whatever you choose] and give you your locker key and a big red towel. They only need a name so they can check it against the locker number for security, whenever you ask for your key as you can hardly carry it around with you in what is a naturist place. You need to wear the towel around you on this floor. That is the rules :-]
All the floors are linked with a narrow spiral staircase. Heading down to the basement [first floor of the building], there is the magnificent wet area where you can be nude to your heart's content. A wonderful place indeed, sort of styled like a roman bath, lots of neat lighting and decoration with statues and carvings. A great swimming pool, two steam rooms, two saunas, a big jacuzzi, and four glorious hot tubs where the temperature is 40C. They are my favourite. And don't forget the luxurious showers!!!
Back up the stairs, up two flights to the third floor, there are comfy sofas, books and cards if you feel like playing. And also the 'rest rooms'. These are small rooms or varying sizes, some have one bed, some two beds, some four beds and one with six. I think, someone said it was the orgy room. The lighting in the rooms is extremely low, dim enough to 'just about see' what you are doing.
Finally up to the fourth floor, and there are sun loungers where you stretch out and relax, even wander outside and get some fresh air and look down at the street far below.
Anytime I have been there it has been mainly men only, usually older men. Very occasionally a woman appears [such as today] - but always with her husband or boyfriend in close attendance. As I have said previously, I get the impression that most of the men are regulars and know each other well.
All in all, a very nice place to go to pamper yourself, put the world to rights, a truly unique place that only Brighton could offer, and hey, maybe one day I will meet some nice guy . . . instead of spending time alone in a private room, ahem, pleasuring myself :-]
Martin Rating Date of visit 13 Aug 2005
Bristol Gardens has to be the closest thing to paradise in Brighton. In fact, only in Brighton could you find such a wonderful place. This was my fourth visit. I went there after a very long day delivering leaflets all over Brighton on a very hot day, arriving very stressed out. But in a short time of being there I was very relaxed and calm. The place is so clean and spotless from the moment you walk in. Everything is perfect - the swimming pool, plunge pools, steamroom, sauna etc. As always, I never met anyone there, so never realised my bisexual fantasy. Since I don't go everyday, I don't really know people there, and I get the impression there are a lot of regulars there since most are very chatting to each other. Had to be content with a nice wank with lube in the rest room unstairs. Weirdest moment was hearing another guy in the next cubicle doing the same thing, the sounds loud and clear. Found out the reason, because under the bed, it is open to the next cubicle. Really exciting!! Would love to go back, but this time with someone!! Any age, but hopefully similar to myself if possible. Possibly you are like me, never been with a man and always wanted to try, but are worried about catching something. You have my word that I am clean. In fact I am also a regular blood donor [last time 3 weeks ago] and they test for absolutely everything We need do nothing unless you are completely at ease. No pressure, at your own pace. Any time is fine - daytime or evening. Martin m_m_chat@hotmail.com
MARK Rating Date of visit 5 May 2005
Timbo, you should have gone when I was there! Could have sucked you cock!
Timbo Rating Date of visit 4 May 2005
No sign of any bi/gay guys here as claimed. Seemed to be a very straight venue with quite a few women using the spa as well, most with their b/f's. Disappointing - don't bother going
MARK Rating Date of visit 30 Apr 2005
Fantastic place! Nudity took a bit of getting used to but I realised that getting a hardon was what most people were there for. Didnt bother with the towel after a while and just walked around with a huge [10"] boner. The ladies loved it and I fucked two of them [partners watching] on my first visit. Fab time today. Was just about to leave when this gorgeous swedish bloke came into the sauna with the most beautiful cock that I have ever seen. We both chatted naked about fucking women, which got me as hard as nails and he let me lick his arse [tasty!] despite still claiming to be straight. I then came over him as he fucked someones wife. Can't wait until next time!
James Levin Rating Date of visit 16 Feb 2005
Arrived at the sauna at about lunch time thinking that I would have a wonderful choice of men- not so I am afraid. Lot's of pensioners, a straight couple and the occasional 'nice' looking chap. The place is very clean and there are 2 steam rooms plus pool etc. I started off with a fattish bloke in one of the 'resting' cubicles and then moved onto a threesome in another where there was a lot of cock to be had. No good looking blokes but the cocks that I sucked on were just perfect and I left feeling satisfied but also hollow as I was expecting more good looking straight married blokes. Oh yes I think I wanked off a chap in the sauna as well..
nick Rating Date of visit 7 Dec 2004
Clean, smart and upmarket compared to other local saunas. Arrived just after opening time for my first visit, within 10 minutes I was in the jacuzzi with 5 guys and was wanking the pretty young Italian lad next to me. Next we went upstairs to a 'rest' room where he started work on my cock and balls. It took him about 20 minutes of sheer heaven before I drenched him ........... went back to work for the afternnon with a smile on my face and a throbbing cock and bollocks - GREAT!!
Joolz Rating Date of visit 1 Sep 2004
A great place to relax and meet people, great staff and great facilities make this the best sauna in town. It's singles all the week with couples only on Saturdays after 6.0pm. I would like to check Saturday evenings out as they are said to be wild but I am single at the moment, so if there are any singles ladies out there that would like to go along as well let me know and we can meet up and check it out. Mail@joolz.info
James Burton Rating Date of visit 5 Oct 2003
I thought I'd go back to see if I could see my x girlfiend who's in there all time...I found her upstairs getting fucked by nine men of all ages. I waited until they all came over her and until they all left...I asked her back and she said she will think about it...got caught waking in the ladies toilet...SORRY
Robert Rating Date of visit 1 Oct 2003
Afternoon quite not many people the two couples keeped to them self. Allways clean and friendly, one way window in the sauna has been replaced so you can see in and out now.
Anonymous Rating Date of visit 25 Aug 2003
This was one of the busiest bank holidays I have seen for a long time. The facillites down stairs(2 saunas,2 steam rooms Jacuzzi)are still excellent. Rest rooms on the first floor,six singles also one four beded room and a open area that has six beds. Mostly bi and gay with a few couples that made a friendly atomosphere. Friendly staff.
James Burton Rating Date of visit 22 Jun 2003
Very good club and I must admit had lots of fun until my then girlfriend decided to watch a couple having sex and without asking joined in and before I could stop her she had this blokes cock up her cunt and was shouting 'fuck me fuck me'. I felt so hurt, we only went there for a laugh and now I hear she's there four times a week getting fucked by anyone and everyone.
Tony Rating Date of visit 8 Feb 2003
I went to Bristol Gardens yesterday afternoon, Saturday. It was pretty much everything it is cracked up to be. The range and by and large the quality of the facilities (saunas, steam rooms, jacuzzi, hot pool)are as good as most places you will find and better than anywhere else in Brighton. The staff seem excellent and very friendly. During the afternoon there were some two dozen guys (mostly bi-married I would guess), with quite an age range, and some four or five couples. (After 6.00 pm it's couples only.) To judge by the sounds coming from the rest rooms, everyone seemed to be thoroughly enjoying themselves! Must take the missus next time!! dir7700@yahoo.com
Joolz Rating Date of visit 2 Jan 2003
I went there today and was not there not for long and did not get involved very much as I was a bit shy, I would of like to go again be this time with someone else for support. If anyone wants to meet me and go together on my next visit I would like to hear from you. Joolz... mail@joolz.info
Ken Rating Date of visit 12 Dec 2002
I'm 45 and a bi married cross-dresser. I've been to Bristol Gardens on three occasions and I can honestly say that it's my favourite by far. It's clean, spacious and attracts the kind of people I feel most comfortable with. On each of my visits I've enjoyed intercourse with married bi men, and the facilities are such that I never feel the need to hurry so that the cubicle can become free for another couple. I would like to visit on a couples evening, so if any ladies are interested in joining me, please send me an email on: debbie10@postmaster.co.uk
john + sue Rating Date of visit 15 Sep 2002
This is a sauna not to be missed.... the best we`ve visited. Excessive amounts of money have been spent on improving the sauna`s, hot tub`s jacuzzi`s, showers, pool area, sun area and "private rooms". The couples only evenings are not to be missed - if you`re a swinger you`ll find plenty of action in the "private rooms", if your not, then you`ll still be impressed with the facilities and the staff. You`ll not be disappointed. (couples only - couples4couples@btopenworld.com)
Steve Rating Date of visit 21 Jul 2002
As nervous first timers my girlfriend and i visited on a sunday evening when couples only are allowed. Had a fantastic time downstairs went for a coffee then ventured upstairs! It was sort of what we expected but still came as a suprise to see all sorts of people young and older having fun.We were lucky enough to find an empty cubicle opposite the orgy room so we could watch other couples while we amused ourselves. The only downside was that we were not sure what everyone else was in to but as they seemed to be sticking with their own partners we didnt ask to swap with anyone although would have done if asked. The next time we go it will probably be on a singles night because my g/f wants to watch me and another guy get in on so any youngish goodlooking bi guys up for some fun? even better if well endowed we will guarantee you a good time!! contact with a pic
carole john Rating Date of visit 22 Jun 2002
clean relaxing friendly staff,none pushy atmosphere,nice 2 meet other couples ,
dave Rating Date of visit 29 Aug 2001
I went here in late May (I'm 44, single).
Went along because I was curious about the place and visited from about 5pm to 9.30pm ish.
I was VERY impressed with the scale and furnishing of the place, a virtual palace of relaxation. Mainly all men, only saw one lady and she was with her husband. Found her irritatating, y'know swanning around with him in constant attendance like some sort of queen.
Why did I go? Well, I was excited about going to something like this as I had never been to a naturist place before, and this place welcomes single men (except Sat / Sun evenings).
I did however feel quite low as I was on my own and never got talking to anyone at all, and that was the reason I went there in the first place, like, to MEET people and make friends.
I was very surprised to read here that it is reputed to be a gay sauna, as I assumed it was a mixed sex one, though I wondered, since Brighton has such a massive gay population, whether some activity goes on.
I have never had a gay experience with anyone but I think I secretly 'hoped' I might have had the chance of one during my visit. Like fantasising about someone wanking me off in the jacuzzi. Maybe I just looked so unhappy and lonely that no one considered approaching me. I couldn't help it - the basement sort of depressed me . . . all those naked men wandering around without speaking and avoiding even catching your eye.