Talk:Denmark Sauna Hove
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review from the pinkuk
Rating Date of visit 7 Jul 2007
Visited twice at lunchtime in the last couple of months. Nicely refurbished. Variety of horny gay porn to watch. If you want to be noticed you can make sure that anyone coming into the porn room sees your stiff cock before they can see the porn screen. Both times I was wanking other guys within 10 minutes of showering. Both times I had my brains wanked out by younger guys before I left. I'll be back for more cock!
Rating Date of visit 29 Jun 2007
I must be failing to read between the lines or maybe my expectations are too high. Visited the Denmark on Friday evening to find myself almost alone in the building. Key four should have been a clue! I found it disappointingly small and not well laid out. Not enough facilities and a video room similar to tv test seat area in Currys. Whilst it is nice to have refreshment facilities unless you can match the day Thermos in Amsterdam, don't try to. Used this site to decide where to go tonight and based on the supplied info went to the Denmark - big mistake. Then, contrary to written advice herein I went to the Oasis where I found it much better and although not the best, pretty reasonable. Shall not re-visit Denmark again.
Rating Date of visit 29 May 2007
Wow! What an improvement! The place is cleaner but still horny. Great changing room. Same great sauna and steam room. Same lovely jacuzzi. Smart new dark rooms, still with lube/condoms provided [why oh why don't other places do this?]. Intriguing new sling room [ooo!]. Constant gay porn in the video lounge. New subtle dim showers [or should that be a "wet play area"?]. And the same gentle, respectful but horny guys that the Denmark's always attracted - not the prissy attitude types you find at other places, just real, sensible, eager, friendly guys. One of Brighton's best-kept secrets!
Rating Date of visit 7 Mar 2007
Had a great massage by Russell, he sure works hard. Memorable: think I might have had one from him before when he used to work at the VIX. Bit it was along time ago when I was over from Australia visiting relative so we were not sure. The cold shower problem has been solved by a big bucket of cold water.
Rating Date of visit 1 Mar 2007
Great place, assorted guys, not too body conscious. I had a great time. Two small things could be improved, I could not find a way to get a cold shower, probably just my stupidity but you need the odd one if you are using a sauna and steam room. The video lounge needs rearranging. Not sure how it can be done as it is quite small, but it needs more of a cinema feel so guys can relax and feel sexual. Can't really do that as it is because each new person is immediately confronted by the other. Alan